I have to go to Eng-er-land for a couple of days with work and will stop off in Londonium to visit a couple of mates at the weekend.
While I’m away I don’t want to hear that anyone was enjoying themselves and doing naughty things, especially things involving lines. Not lines like these…the other ones. Or happy pills.

Myself, I’ll be staying well away from trouble, apart from meeting up with Amy Winehouse in Camden on Saturday for a suicidally mad blow-out (groan) where I might get wrecked on drink and other substances. Taking a party game for her, hope she hasn’t seen it before…

Might even meet up with me ‘oul mucker Kate Moss. This is NOT a picture of her about to imbibe some Columbian snuff. No sirree, it’s just salt that she’s making the number 11 with….or 111, perhaps 11111.

Anyway, have a good time. I’ll try to take pics.

Kate Moss would be a reasonable new girlfriend. Might lead to a later bedtime though.
yeah like “lets eat and hold it down”, scrawny women, yuk
Be careful they aren’t like us over there what with their fancy uncooked fish and £5 beer. O lordie!!!!