I must admit, if I had any cause for concern that a visit to the doctor today to get my groinal pain checked would result in a medicine man copping a quick feel I just wouldn’t have went. God knows I’ve endured the pains for 5 months and I could afford to carry them indefinitely if it meant no-one mishandled my kit. Sure enough he got me stripped down in double quick time. I showed where he needed to look and he did what can only be described as a strongman version of Braille on sac and pelvic area. He was averting his eyes from the area in question while giving it a two handed anatomical finger prodding following the contours of my pelvis and innards by making his fingers disappear up to the 2nd knuckle like some 3rd world witch doctor. As he was doing this he was constantly asking “There?”, “There?” which he could have worked out in a second if he’d have just turned to take a glance at my twisted face. I could barely squeeze out a whispered acknowledgement of “You’ve got it” as he managed to turn what had been a constant nagging pain into a sharp piercing one.
A referral to a urologist will follow as he can’t work out why a pain would be coming from there, especially when everything seems the right size and shape apart from my *stupendously thick and beautiful cock. Well, what did you expect me to say?
* Crap, that’s going to send a lot of disappointed Google searchers this way.
Bend over.
I’ll give you a second opinion.
hope you get it sorted soon w/o too much more ‘man’ handling
Hmmmm, I see what you’re saying there. Might have an embarrassing visit to the doctor myself before too long too… It’s nerve wracking and then some.
Still, I have fingers crossed your netherlands pain comes to naught.
MJ, perhaps later. I’m still recovering.
ciara, thanks
badgerdaddy, cryptic you are. Hope you get “handled” better.
I want the pain to go or for someone to work out what’s causing it.
google tease…….
*ouch*
I hope it ends up being something minor.
well, the good news is you didn’t have to push out an 8 lb. baby when he was finished…
savannah, indeed.
manuel, and you aren’t?
Laoch, I thought you were going to say “something small”.
Indigo, who says I didn’t push out an eight pounder later?