That pain I’ve had in my, ahem, pelvic region for months – went to see a specialist in the local hospital the other day. After playing with my testicles for a bit, then prodding here and there (mostly right there, right on the fucking sore point. Keep pressing hard there you wa…) he said the likely problem wasn’t his department. He sent me straight away to A&E for an X-Ray which they did there and then. I’ll hear about it in due course. I imagine you will too.
For now though let me leave you with his parting words at the end of the examination. “Your testicles are quite unspectacular”. And I’m sure yours are worth writing a book about too, matey. Cheeky fucker.
hahahahahahaha……..mine are very spectacular……they write the blog you know….
oh and that’s not your actual scan is it……is it?
Not mine manuel. Seems like a bit of both going on there on closer inspection, if you know what I mean.
“And I’m sure yours are worth writing a book about too, matey. Cheeky fucker.”
That really made me laugh out loud. Thanks! Hope it wasn’t too much of a ball ache.
Sorry!
I’m leaving now!
Looks like a mangina.
ellie, glad my pain is someone else’s pleasure.
MJ, it does. I’ll reiterate it’s not my mangina though.
On the other hand, what would one do with spectacular testicles, anyway?
Indigo, make a spectacle of them, of course.
I know how we all hate this … but
LOL!
on the bright side, you didn’t have to blog about the male doc telling you how spectacular your ass is — that would increase the blog stats, eh?
Don’t you find it funny that he told you that your problem wasn’t in his department AFTER he gave you a tea-bagging? Just saying.
I think the only conclusion we can reasonably come up with it to let us decide the spectacularness of your balls. Again, just saying.
Sarah, one day I’ll email you a picture. One day. You’ll be sorry!